Now that we’ve got your attention, we’d like to announce a Settlers of Catan tournament! Our new best friend Rodolfo will be running it on Sunday morning in the main hall. Come along and test your mettle against other colonisers of the (supposedly) uninhabited land of Catan. The rules are as follows:
You may have noticed the website is now adorned with hobos, now that we’ve got our timetable up they’re very excited about playing all the excellent games we’ll have on offer over the weekend.
Thanks to Dustin Janatpour for the art, and to our webmasters Tony and Aidan for helping us get them online!
Hello future con-goers!
We are delighted to announce that the timetable for Hobocon Iron is live and kicking. If you’ve decided to write a game for us, you already know when your game is happening, and now it’s time to share that good news with the excellent folks who will be playing and enjoying your games on the 3rd and 4th of June.
We’ve got lots of juicy games to sink your (metaphorical) teeth into. Have a look for yourself and assemble your personal timetable for the weekend. We recommend you try a bit of everything, be it roleplaying games, special events or even a bit of Rubber Duck Golf, the sport of true hobos!
See you all there,
Liz & Siskey
The Hobocon Team
Announcing Gorkamorka at Hobocon!
We are delighted to announce a special event a Hobocon this year – Gorkamorka!
Here’s a bit of a background to the game:
Aeons ago a Space Hulk filled with Orks on a Waaagh! (a huge Ork invasion) crashed into Angelis plowing a massive canyon, “Da Skid”, and devastating the world’s ecosystem. The Orks, a race who can survive just about any catastrophe, promptly decided that this wasn’t the Waaagh! and resolved to find a way off-world as quickly as possible. They turned to their Mekboyz (Ork technicians, engineers, mechanics and the closest thing they have to scientists) for aid, who set the other Orks to work gathering up wreckage from the crash. Construction began on a huge machine, although what it was going to do differed depending on the ideas of the individual Mekboy.
The lack of unity in the construction and the machine’s resemblance to a religious idol led to conflict amongst the Ork population. A religious schism occurred and factions formed based around whether believers felt the idol was of the Ork god Gork or Mork. The resulting violence destroyed the entire machine, forcing the Meks to broker an unsteady peace between the warring sides. From then on the machine would be known as Gorkamorka, at least until the day of completion.
In our Gorkamorka event, players will be given a mob to lead in the fight to gain a place on Gorkamorka, to rejoin the Waaagh! They will fight the other mobs, gathering teef and experience as they go. The most successful gang (most teef) at the end of the event will be deemed the winners. No need to bring your own gang, as these will be provided on the day.
Calling all bakers!
This year we are hosting the Great Hobocon Bakeoff, an opportunity for all of you to show off your mad baking skills, and help those in need.
Here’s how it works: bring along your delicious and crazy creations on Saturday of the convention, and they will be judged by your peers, and our special guest judge Anna (who is peerless). The most delicious and delightful baked goods will win their creator the title of Great Hobocon Baker, and a very special prize (we have definitely already decided what this will be).
Once they have been judged, the baked items will be available for sale to your fellow con-goers. If you want to bring in non-competitive stuff for this, please go mad! All proceeds from this will go to a charity for the homeless in Dublin.
We do have some requests: please do not make anything containing nuts, and list your ingredients. Also, if you can, try to make something gluten-free so that our coeliac friends can join in on the fun.
Ready? Set? BAKE.
Hobocon Iron is a tabletop gaming convention which will be taking place on Saturday the 3rd and Sunday 4th of June 2017, in the Teachers Club on Parnell Square in Dublin.
The convention is being run by Liz, with Siskey aiding and abetting. If you’ve got any questions for us, please get in touch either on our Facebook page or by emailing us at email@example.com.
We’ll be announcing games that will be running at the convention here, as well as other useful information. Right now we are announcing the Irish Guild Ball Championship, so go have a look at that!
Hope to see you all there,
The Hobocon Team (which is a more impressive way of saying Liz and Siskey)